Readers, I have to tell you a little tale about Mama, the Vietnamese place that is just around the corner from my flat, between the gravestone seller and the dodgy Pils bar. It's always intrigued me that there should be a Vietnamese restaurant in what is a predominantly Turkish and working-class area of Munich, especially with the clientèle that I have often observed to be sitting in there: mostly older true-blue Bavarian types, supping on their beers, and looking most out of place in an "exotic" restaurant. But it had never quite intrigued me enough to make me go in. Not until Monday night, anyway.
So there I was, feeling a bit flu-ey and suddenly hungry, when I thought "let's see if something hot & spicy sorts out my sore throat". I walked in and was assaulted by a motley rush of impressions: amid Oriental hardwood furnishings and the all-pervasive scent of steaming rice, and to the strains of Mozart piano concertos, the Vietnamese couple who run the place was sitting at the only occupied table, their company being two of the aforementioned ultra-Bavarians. And they were having a debate - no, really! - about whether the glass was half-full or half-empty - no, REALLY!! I plucked up the courage to interrupt and ask whether I could take a seat somewhere, to which I received a curt "of course" before the debate went on.
So I sat at a corner table and pulled a magazine out of my bag, wondering how long it would be before I might get some service. But I needn't have worried because, a few good-humouredly contentious statements later, the wife came to my table and asked me what I wanted. She then proceeded to quiz me on my travel experience and marital status, or, more precisely, whether I had been to Vietnam and was married to a Vietnamese girl yet, and if not why not?
She took my order and popped briefly into the kitchen before rejoining the debate at the other table. When a little while later she came back to my table with an enticingly steaming plate of rice, vegetables and various mushrooms, she picked up her previous theme, telling me all about a Vietnamese woman she knows who was married to an American who had brought her to live in Germany but then they moved back to Vietnam and now she was unhappy not only because her third child with him was disabled but because of her husband's infidelity - an infidelity forced on him by business practices in Vietnam, no less - and the worry that, should he leave her, she would be stranded with three half-caste children and no-one to support her.
My rapt attention to this monologue was in danger of causing my dinner to go cold, but thankfully one of the Bavarians interrupted her with a "for goodness' sake, let the man eat!" and she finally put down my cutlery that she had been twiddling all the while and went back once more to the debating circle. When I asked for chili sauce, her husband piped up with a suggestion that I try the "special sauce" that he had brought from Vietnam. This sauce I wasn't allowed to dose myself; instead his wife brought the vat in from the kitchen and dribbled a few drops of the crimson concoction over my vegetables.
At the husband's urging I tried a mouthful and was instantly transported to Chili World, that happy happy place where your body is on fire even though enough sweat is pouring from your skin to put out the eternal flames of hell, and you are flying high as a kite, perceiving your environment from new and unexpected angles, and yet you can taste every single ingredient of the delicately balanced meal before you both jointly and severally, the tastes reaching from slightly in front of your lips to somewhere near your toes.
I managed to look outwardly calm (if damp) whilst inwardly exalting in this gem of a restaurant THAT I LIVE NEXT DOOR TO and already looking forward to my next meal there. But perhaps my composure was not all that complete; as I was paying and leaving, the wife said, "Until next time then". She knew that I was hooked.

